(Paw- ket- there is no R in this word)

A beautiful species of people. Originally from France, they migrated and thrived in the French regions of Canada until they were forced to leave during the 1830's Eradication of Remarkably Attractive. They are distinguished by their stunning figures, sly wit, bountiful sense of Humor and unyielding faith: as noted by their friends, to whom they are fiercely loyal.
That Paquette is the total PACKAGE.

verb usage: I would Paquette that so hard...
by Evy Rhus March 10, 2011
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wil pah-ket.
1. verb. to lose hair prematurely, often as the result of being excessively obnoxious, telling bad jokes and ruining good ones through rampant repetition, and having a girlfriend who is too hot for you.

2. noun. an annoying, balding douche.

3. noun. destroyer of jokes.
"That kid is such a paquette. He's always ruining my jokes and clogging my shower drain with his stringy greasy hair. I wanna put it in his girlfriend." sic
by Some douches October 15, 2006
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Belongs to a Dave, and Is the HOTTEST girl ever in the world.
She has a huge ass with nice tits and can bang you so hard.
I better stay away from Dominique Paquette or a Dave will kick my ass! :0
by 5SuperDave5 March 07, 2011
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A French fry eating loser who is so HOT he purposely looks ugly so that when we walks into a room it doesn’t melt instantly.
Reed: “dude I wish I was Logan Paquette because then I’d get girls”

Isaac: “just copy his hair and dress like him”
Reed: “good idea!!!”
by Logan Paquette August 22, 2019
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A fat teacher that like's rapeing little children. He punishes them so he can see them after school.
by Jack Hoff November 12, 2003
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Professionnal DJ from the 819 AREA.

He was the first to come up with Dubstep in the province of Quebec. He pushed the dubstep movement in the small town of Sherbrooke, until it became the internationnaly renowned dubstep town. (in Canada)

Carl a.k.a Kirkland Cee is an adept at blending the colorful styles like Skrillex and the robotic sounds like Excision.
Guy A : Have you ever listened to Carl Mercier Paquette?
Guy B : Yes I did, but his stage name is Kirkland Cee!
Guy A : True that, I forgot!!
by DubstepAmateur100 December 28, 2011
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