a man by the name of pete who is rather passive aggressive and very snail like in his little hermit ways
fucking pappy snail is being a real fuck head today
by bbuck nbfsgbnbteyhndb June 19, 2018
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A man that has has sex reguarly with a certain attractive woman.

A guy that has a lot of quality sex.
Carl- Bro, you're such a poon pappy.
Dick- Yeah I know, sometimes it gets old, then I look at a beautiful woman and say, "Nah, it's not getting old".
by boomersooner14 November 29, 2012
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To choke the chicken, beat the meat, or jerk ones self off.
I wish he would get out of the bathroom, he must be in there slapping pappy!
by City cowgirl March 26, 2018
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Grandpa took too much Viagra , but found instant relief by slapping the pappy.He was beating his richard like it owed him money.
by ballz itchy July 04, 2016
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A family of four - two happy, rich parents, who are deeply in love and nothing can break them apart - and their children, usually a daughter, the queen bee of the class and her brother, an absolute alphamale. All members of this family are highly active on social media and very popular throughout their peers. The parents behave in the same way as their children - they befriend their kids' lackies' parents and manipulate them until they submit too.
Nobody:
Happy pappy pippy family FB account: "We're so happy, *a photo of kissing parents*, emoticons.
A comment under the post:
Happy pappy pippy mother: "OMG, so cool! Love yalls!!
by zucchini2 June 09, 2019
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A term used to describe to someone that life doesn't matter anymore, you don't know who you are anymore, you could really give two shits about anyone or anything, and basically want to get shwasted in a way that breaks world records.
I was supposed to get married to my wife but "fuck it pappys"

I went to talk to the marine officer about joining and he started rambling about procedures and discipline, so I walked out whilst saying "fuck it pappys"
by Lcs finest August 18, 2014
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