This is what happens when paper meets document meets reproduction.

Money. Green. A lot of cash.

either on probation or parole

Slang term for "money".

on probation..

It's when you are cramming so much with your research paper that you feel you became one shit!

A cult in which you use paper for writing instead of typing. Paperists often believe that cell phones cause cancer. They also seem to think paper is unlimited. Paperists are often boomers who don't know how to type or use a computer