Papa Smurf

When you ejaculate on someone's face and then choke them until they turn blue.

Dude I totally Papa Smurfed Liz last night. She's into that shit.

by Beulo June 29, 2009

Papa Smurf

1. A main character from 'The Smurfs'.

2. An abnormally short person.

1. My favourite cartoon character is papa smurf.

2.

Lou: Man, Georgia is so short! She's a papa smurf.

by The Anonymous Corporation April 30, 2010

papa smurf

The big cheese respect to the big man.

Yo, whats cracking pap smurf.

ey papa smurf don't be hatin.

papa smurf always keeps hes pimp hand strong.

by Dum Dum knock you out February 16, 2009

Papa Smurf

Term used to refer to the current Chapter Master of the Ultramarines Space Marine Chapter, Marneus Augustus Calgar.

You heard that jackass Matt Ward says Papa Smurf is the "spiritual liege" of all Space Marines? Man, that's just bullshit.

by Filthy Landlubber May 17, 2015

papa smurf

An Alcoholic beverage containing 1/2 Blue Jolt, 1/2 Kool-Aid, and what ever alcohol you prefer, works best with vodka.

"I can't remember anything from last night, I was drinking papa smurfs all night."

by Scoops! January 21, 2010

Papa Smurfed

Like Smurfing... when you bend your dick down as far as it'll go whilst hard, and let it go underneath the lucky lady's chin... if you catch it right, you cause her to bite her tongue.

"I can't believe he papa smurfed me! Bit my fucking tongue as well!"

by Justin Brighton September 23, 2007

papa smurf

When a daddy slaps his daughter in the face with his dick.

That sick fucker probably papa smurfs his daughter.

by Kriegh January 7, 2005