A super hot guy with long grey hair and a bushy beard that is about 469 pounds. He will pick u up with his dank rusty old white van that has red spray paint saying free WiFi. If u ask, the WiFi password is ur being kidnapped.

v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

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A person born of the weed of British Columbia. The illusive creature has been know to show up at parties with huge joints, looking like silentbob. These days, he retreats to his secret hide-out perfering to bake and get baked on his own. However his legend remains, as you hear stories from the locals. Far from burned out he's busy following the white rabbit, until his second coming is nessecary.