To be intoxicated, "fucked up" or otherwise inebriated.

The antonym of an Ass Hat Clown. Rather then being the Ass Hat you’re the Ass Pants. This means a dumb ass idiot who is such a clown they might ass well be walking around with pants on their head. A person you would call and Ass Pants Clown would belong in a circus, to help them out...maybe whenever you see a circus job hiring send an application to them.

Having a disproportionately fat ass, thighs, and upper pussy area to the point of being comical, resembling clown pants; extremely bottom-heavy; having enough fat to fill a pair of clown pants.

To urinate on yourself or one other's pants whilst drinking.

When someone goes outside wearing ridiculously baggy pants. This is especially the case when they are red, but most importantly baggy and worn by an idiot. This look originates from the sugar-hoe-gang. If you come across one of these creatures, do not try to run away because he is probably on the track team and will catch you. The only course of action is to try to make a musically with him. This will deter him for long enough that you will be able to make an escape.