A total virgin who has wilting penis because it hasn’t been touched by anyone including himself. He hasn’t masturbate for so long that the sperm inside his balls grows to the size of a salmon.

A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.

Like a Pan Pan but a sub for it. Pansubs are usually very smart and handsome and also very rare. Pansubs are mostly Asians.