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The fear that, hiding just beyond your sight, pansexuals are waiting for their chance to sneak inside your kitchen, kidnap your pans, and marry them
"You ever heard of Allan "Panini" Morrison? He's pansexilabophobic, poor man..."
"Pans... What?"
"He has pansexilabophobia. He always has his pans nearby, along with a Desert Eagle. He says when *they* come, he needs to be ready"
"Pans... What?"
"He has pansexilabophobia. He always has his pans nearby, along with a Desert Eagle. He says when *they* come, he needs to be ready"
by Bunkeror January 04, 2021
May 17 Word of the Day
Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.
by rednos January 10, 2013