A chronically frustrated state of physical intimacy where the participants are too tired or grumpy to have sex, but too horny to give up trying.
They were both horny as hell, but after last night's fight Carl couldn't shake his anger and Jen still wanted revenge. Stuck in bed and unable to get past first base they settled for three and a half hours of cranky panky.
by Weathered&Pressed August 18, 2018
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The act of stimulating a male's genitals manually by the owner or by another person, sometimes resulting in orgasm. While this could also refer to manual stimulation of the vagina, clitoris or rest of the vulva, it is much less common by this term.

This is a play on or continuation of the term Hanky Panky, a term that refers to sexual dalliance.
She is coming over later to mess around. I don't think we will go all the way, but there will likely be some Yanky Panky.
by Slango Tango January 11, 2019
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distracting people so you can play with yourself in public
raymond used a fire alarm as a hanky panky so no one would notice his masturbation
by jackson February 26, 2005
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Sexual activity 'hanky panky' involving at least one person called Frank/Franky/Franko.

"Hey baby, I think you're amazing. Feel like some Franky Panky? I promise I won't respect you in the morning."
by spoogesponge April 20, 2008
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A term used by parents to describe naughty business, on preferably a couch.
"You and that girl arent doing any of that hanky panky bullshit down there while that door is closed. you hear me son?"
by Brian P Wang June 26, 2006
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v, the act of light hearted sex often repeated more than once at a time usually ends with giggles and satisfaction.
i totally just heard somebody having hanky panky time down the hall.
by mr. hanky panky February 03, 2010
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When a Left 4 Dead Tank Charges you and proceeds to:

1. Brutally murder you

Or

2. Get pwnd by your autty
ZOMG the Tank killed you!! How'd you like that taste of Tanky Panky?
by Corster March 04, 2009
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