Urban Dictionary: Panky

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Panky

Perfect, in a romantic way! (The best of love panky and hanky panky )

That couple is so cute and panky!

by JessIsMe December 23, 2014

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danger wank

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"

by johnnynika May 30, 2006

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Panky

When someone (usually a woman) has a strop or a tantrum over something trivial.

During the ad break on Jeremy Kyle:

Me:"Im just changing the TV channell"
Her: "No - Im watching the adverts!!!"
Me: "Oh your gettin all Panky again"
Her: "WTF does Panky mean?!"

by sweet_pee85 October 09, 2011

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Panky

What a man does to satisty himself, usually involving the left and or right hand. The hanky panky minus the hanky.

"Chris had a great panky yesterday during his MP."

"He couldn't wait to get home and have some panky time."

by Chastity White Trash March 25, 2010

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Panky

A panky is a male/female who is either: a prude, buzz kill, cock block, or negative presence amongst a fun or positive environment.

"Oh I don't know. This doesn't seem fun...."
"I cant, my bedtime is 8:30"
"Why do you guys even go out? There's no meaning to life"
"Ew stop holding hands around me, it makes me insecure about how I will be forever single..."

These are the signs of a Panky

by PHYKE March 17, 2015