The red mark you get after someone slaps you w/ the phalanges
Sydney gave me a hankie pankie because i make fun of her broken phalange
by Gendersex February 19, 2018
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One that uses his or her fingers on a female virgina for sexual pleasure after pulling the fingers out they have a smell. (hance the term Stanky Panky)
Jamarlo received a Stanky Panky from the girl next door.
by funky bunch February 15, 2008
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condition that exists when an individual is wiping his/her ass and the index finger crashes through the toilet paper, usually on purpose.
i was chasing space angel around the other night and she wouldn't give it up. i ended up going to sartori's, taking a dump and getting a stanky panky.
by charmin boy July 30, 2009
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Using one's business/social rank as a vehicle for aggressive uninvited seduction. Replete with rewards and penalties for compliance or non-compliance. An extreme example would be: “Doing the maid.” Exploiting people sexually thru seniority.

Ranky Panky is also a form of sexual exploitation -or- using sex as a tool to advance oneself in an organization.
A Company CEO can promise unspoken rewards and favour on the job for the secretaries who engage in Rank Panky.

2.Thru Ranky Panky she/he was able to climb the corporate ladder quicker than others more qualified.

Derived from Hanky Panky

The phrase was created as an homage to Robert Fullers work on Rankism and Dignity.
by Michael Greenberg June 24, 2006
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Hey Natasha, I'm wearing a pair of really hot hanky pankys right now. ;)
by rachit January 23, 2004
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An odd sex move. You ejaculate onto the womans face and then throw flower in her face. Throwing flower in her face is also known as antiquing.
"Last night when I went back to her place i gave her a hanky-panky! Then took a dump on her chest and left."
by Retard-sex July 30, 2008
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Spank Pankis is a 4-player card game concisting of a mixture of various other card games. (i.e. spoons, speed, slapjack)

The phrase "Spank Pankis!" is yelled for either of two reasons. The first being to start the game, the second being to signify that you have played all of your cards and are ready to slap the smallest pile avaliable.
"Spank Pankis!" yelled Noogin.
by Cameronhajek July 28, 2008
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