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Dude 1: aw I'm sooo bummed.
Dude 2: why?
Dude 1: the doctor told me I have a panker.
Dude 2: that sucks
Dude 2: why?
Dude 1: the doctor told me I have a panker.
Dude 2: that sucks
by Fakkidyfuuuboi February 21, 2017
Apr 22 Word of the Day
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
2
Someone who poops and masturbates at the same time. Often used as another word for a "douche" or "jerk".
Poop + Wank = Pank
Other forms: Panker, Panking etc.
Poop + Wank = Pank
Other forms: Panker, Panking etc.
Nathan: Stephen copied my homework and turned it in before me. Now the teacher thinks I copied him.
Albert: What a panker.
Albert: What a panker.
by Orielol February 11, 2010
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Nora: Hey, did you hear about how Pete got a papercut and started crying?
Sally: ROFL. What a panker.
Sally: ROFL. What a panker.
by Bob Deng January 24, 2009