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the act of pleasuring yourself whilst excreting.
I must get home soon, I've been dying for a pank all day.
by disgustinghuman June 01, 2018
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To pank is to wank and poo simultaneously. Much like poopsterbating

/ poopsterbate ... but British.
Why you taking so long in there?

Having a pank. Panking.
by ipankk March 04, 2014
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The act of masturbating whilst simultaneously defecating.

Formed by the amalgamation of two more commonly known words, 'Poo' and 'Wank', the situation of panking can be described in a number of ways, e.g.

'Going to Pankistan'

'Watching the Shawpank Redemption'

'Trying to navigate Pank's Labyrinth'

'Taking a loan out from the Royal Pank of Scotland
Jamie: 'Hey Pete's been gone for a while?'

Ben: 'He's probably just panking.'

Jamie: 'That boy, he's relentless. A German Panker tank.'

Pete: 'Well pank you very much.'
by Sticky Jam May 28, 2013
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v.) To spank a male or transitioning male on the penis.

Please Note: occasionally causes unexpected drips of pee, blood, or semen if hit too hard or in the right place at the right time OR by the right person.
You have been a very bad boy Thomas! Pull your pants down and face me so I can pank you with my leather belt!

Sorry Dr. Dave, but my wife and I were playing around in bed & she panked me a few times, causing me to have my meriod (male period).
by takesumcake jones May 28, 2015
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The combination of the words "Poo" and "Wank"

these two activities occur at the same time when "Panking"

Push one out while you Pull one off

A Tug and a Turd
"Hes been in there for ages, whats he doing?"

"hes blatently having a pank"
by Marson June 03, 2007
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