To pank is to wank and poo simultaneously. Much like poopsterbating

/ poopsterbate ... but British.

lil mad is like big mad but the opposite, you mad but not mad to the extent of pullin somthin

the act of pleasuring yourself whilst excreting.

The act of masturbating whilst simultaneously defecating.

Formed by the amalgamation of two more commonly known words, 'Poo' and 'Wank', the situation of panking can be described in a number of ways, e.g.

'Going to Pankistan'

'Watching the Shawpank Redemption'

'Trying to navigate Pank's Labyrinth'

'Taking a loan out from the Royal Pank of Scotland

Pussy ass skank

The combination of the words "Poo" and "Wank"

these two activities occur at the same time when "Panking"

Push one out while you Pull one off

A Tug and a Turd

The art of mastubating (wanking) whilst excreting (pooing)
Wanking + Pooing = Panking