*Customer walks into store and approaches service staff members*

Customer: "Hi. Where can I find the pasta sauce isle?"

Service Staff Member 1: "It's in isle 4."

Customer: "Thank you!"

*Customer looks for isle*

Service Staff Member #2: "What did the customer say?"

Service Staff Member #1: "They were just another dumb Panini looking for pasta sauce."

Service Staff Manager: "Hey! You should know better! That's racist! You're fired!"

That guy is such a panini.

K: Yo, do you like Panini
H: Nah bruh Panav is a bastard

Have you ever seen panini? FUCK is she hot.

"Morgan rubbed her clit slowly with a panini, shortly after hopping out of the shower alongside her father"

The panini only decided to tell my love about our small affair the night I proposed to her

- he was better when nobody knew him
-stfu u panini