The panic that ensues in a situation when one realizes that he has an extremely limited amount of time to hide or minimize porn before being caught. Often occures late at night when one thinks he is alone to enjoy porn but is alerted to the sound of someone approaching. In the days before the wide spread use of PC's, this panic was often defined by the sound of magazines being shuffled into a drawer or thrown under a bed. If one's reaction time is too slow, this can lead to being caught red handed.
Johnny had a porn-panic today when he was trying to minimize a porn screen on his PC as his mom came up the stairs to check on him.
by americusga31709 March 27, 2010
by Ajmc6760 March 21, 2017
by cd987654321 June 12, 2009
The best band ever. They sing emo/pop punk. If you say that they suck someone in your life probably likes them and you will be dead in .000002 seconds.
Abbi: (humming the lyrics to Time To Dance)
Caroline: OMG is that Panic! at the Disco?
Abbi:Who else would it be?
Caroline: OMG is that Panic! at the Disco?
Abbi:Who else would it be?
by Abbi D April 02, 2016
1) The feeling of panic that rushes over you the moment you take off your partner's underwear only to reveal what resembles thick tropical underbrush. 2) Not knowing how you are going to get out of going down on a girl with an extremely unkempt pubic region.
"Joe had a moment of bush panic after he realized the girl he is about to go down on has pubic hair so thick it will take a map to find the sweet spot."
by JoeLeo911 November 09, 2013
When the Yantic Volunteer Fire Department (Norwich, CT) gets to any scene and begins freaking out for no good reason or begins requesting (wasting) resources by requesting things they don’t need.
Bob: I saw a small accident on the highway this morning, but there were 18 fire trucks and 12 ambulances for the car the hit the guardrails.
Tom: Just another episode of Yantic Panic.
Tom: Just another episode of Yantic Panic.
by Car 3 September 30, 2020
the immortal phrase coined by Douglas Adams in the book the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, it is emblazoned on the cover of the Guide
by one geek with too much free time April 11, 2004

