The panic that ensues in a situation when one realizes that he has an extremely limited amount of time to hide or minimize porn before being caught. Often occures late at night when one thinks he is alone to enjoy porn but is alerted to the sound of someone approaching. In the days before the wide spread use of PC's, this panic was often defined by the sound of magazines being shuffled into a drawer or thrown under a bed. If one's reaction time is too slow, this can lead to being caught red handed.
Johnny had a porn-panic today when he was trying to minimize a porn screen on his PC as his mom came up the stairs to check on him.
by americusga31709 March 27, 2010
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The act of mindlessly lashing out at another when the person feels threatened or in danger.
Beware the ambitious man, they will panic fuck you if they feel exposed.
by Ajmc6760 March 21, 2017
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The best band ever. They sing emo/pop punk. If you say that they suck someone in your life probably likes them and you will be dead in .000002 seconds.
Abbi: (humming the lyrics to Time To Dance)
Caroline: OMG is that Panic! at the Disco?
Abbi:Who else would it be?
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1) The feeling of panic that rushes over you the moment you take off your partner's underwear only to reveal what resembles thick tropical underbrush. 2) Not knowing how you are going to get out of going down on a girl with an extremely unkempt pubic region.
"Joe had a moment of bush panic after he realized the girl he is about to go down on has pubic hair so thick it will take a map to find the sweet spot."
by JoeLeo911 November 09, 2013
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When the Yantic Volunteer Fire Department (Norwich, CT) gets to any scene and begins freaking out for no good reason or begins requesting (wasting) resources by requesting things they don’t need.
Bob: I saw a small accident on the highway this morning, but there were 18 fire trucks and 12 ambulances for the car the hit the guardrails.

Tom: Just another episode of Yantic Panic.
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the immortal phrase coined by Douglas Adams in the book the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, it is emblazoned on the cover of the Guide
in large freindly letters, is said "DON'T PANIC"
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