panic at the disco is a band that people like. i mean i do. i have liked them before anyone else knew who they were out here good old stockton because i look up underground music. if you're going to bash them do it so musically. i mean they are not perfect. but they are still awesome. preety. odd is amazing. brendon and ryan should have done some voice harmonies.

Shit in a can. The band members do marijuana, which kills brain cells and can lead to overdoses. The band worships Satan, and can often be seen biting the heads off innocent animals, throwing blood into the crowd, and exposing themselves to the audience. A fan told me that during their shows naked women run on stage covered in blood and masturbate. The whole thing is fuckin sick. Panic!!! At The Disco should be shot for the things they do.

A real fan vs a fake fan:

Real fans:

Don’t judge people based on how many songs they know or how long they’ve been a fan

Are happy when they see that P!ATD gets a new fan, meaning the fan base is increasing.

Knows at LEAST 3 song names and a song by heart (not necessary though)

Fake fans:

Knows only one song and calls themselves “#1 fan”

Only likes Panic! At The Disco for one song

Example of both:
(#1 = fan. #2 = fake fan. #3 = medium.)

#2: OMG I LOOOVE PANIC AT THE DISCO
#3: cool. What’s your favorite song?
#2: High Hopes.

#1: Mine’s Northern Downpour
#2: wat’s that
#3: Is it Pretty. Odd?
#1: Yes, it is.
#3: Oh I’m not crazy about Pretty. Odd. I kinda enjoy a mixture of all of them. A little Pray For the Wicked, a lot of Death of a Bachelor, a tad bit of A Fever You Can’t Sweat out, etc.
#2: what’s that? are those other bands?
#3: They’re all albums.
#2: oh HAHAHA I totally knew that HAHA

#1: well what’s your top 3 songs?
#3: My fav is The Ballad of Mona Lisa, then House of Memories, then either Vegas Lights or Hallelujah.
#1: nice. What about you, “#2”
#2: high hopes. dat’s it. the others are bad
#3: ...
#1: sure. If you want, you can go on Spotify and search up, “This Is Panic! At The Disco” They have a lot of good songs on them you can try to learn.
#2: I don’t need that!

The only band worth listening to

Just know this: If someone says its a band, all the Emos in the world will cry.

Back in the 70s they used to call heroin "panic", so there was heroin at the disco

a one man band