A short-legged mammal covered in razor-sharp scales which can roll into a ball when it feels threatened; i.e., basically the coolest animal in the universe.
"Pangolins are like if an anteater, an armadillo, and a pine cone all had a baby together." -- an apt description
by Prite June 20, 2009
Stan: What's a pangolin is mom?
Sharon: I'm not even sure. Do you know what a pangolin is, Randy?
Randy: *experiences flashback*
Sharon: I'm not even sure. Do you know what a pangolin is, Randy?
Randy: *experiences flashback*
by awesomeMB9 October 01, 2020
by Ali gay, BAM the finger guns May 15, 2018
Tesco suspected his friend Rupert of pangolinism, but what gave it away was the jars of ants and the acrid smell of pangolin jizz.
by scodder May 15, 2010