A state of being in which you are employed and healthy during a pandemic but you're also tired and depressed and feel like trash all the time
"Hey lovely, how's it going?"
"Oh you know, didn't make the redundancy list and cried yet today, so I guess I'm doing pandemic fine"
"Oh you know, didn't make the redundancy list and cried yet today, so I guess I'm doing pandemic fine"
by beattingthesystem February 02, 2021
Purell Hand sanitizer. Used to ward off H1N1 aka the Swine flu. The smell of Purell is particularly strong in elevators due to the fact that the dispensers are typically located just outside the elevator doors.
“Man, I just rode up to the fifth floor with a bunch of people and all you could smell was Pandemic Perfume! With H1N1 sweeping across the country, I think everyone is wearing it!”
by justanoldguy November 03, 2009
A young dog that has been purchased after the start of the pandemic. The pandemic puppy's main function is to provide some sort of company to a person that feels socially isolated.
- Oh, there goes Jake with a dog. I didn't know Jake was a dog person.
- He is not, that is a pandemic puppy
- I hear that Rhodesian ridgebacks make a terrible pandemic puppy
- He is not, that is a pandemic puppy
- I hear that Rhodesian ridgebacks make a terrible pandemic puppy
by WendyMilan April 07, 2021
A Facebook Pandemic, is an epidemic of infectious postings that are spreading through the facebook populations across a large region; for instance a continent, or even worldwide.
1) Bob: D*mn, someone started another Facebook Pandemic with the posting of Bra colors.
2) Ted: Did you see the latest Facebook Pandemic?
Mike: No, what is it this time?
Ted: Everyone is posting the Urban Dictionary
definitions of their names....
2) Ted: Did you see the latest Facebook Pandemic?
Mike: No, what is it this time?
Ted: Everyone is posting the Urban Dictionary
definitions of their names....
by Elroy the Great February 04, 2010
When a female has been quarantined for too long with no action and her walls are tighter than the 2016 elections.
A: Ugh I couldn’t even get my tampon in
B: Gurl you got that pandemic pussy!
A: Day 6969 with no action, I’ve officially got pandemic pussy
B: Fr my pussy went back to the factory settings
B: Gurl you got that pandemic pussy!
A: Day 6969 with no action, I’ve officially got pandemic pussy
B: Fr my pussy went back to the factory settings
by Dada’s Abode April 17, 2020
Having a fuzzy memory, including not remembering details or having a skewed timeline, due to being socially isolated or quarantined during a pandemic
I wish I could remember what day it was but I have pandemic brain. I haven't left my house in a week!
by swans1ok April 06, 2020
When your luck is normally shit but like some messed up version of Freaky Friday, you hit pay dirt when everyone else’s world goes to hell in a hand basket.
“New clients, money back on taxes, and a new man... Smitty sure is have a good run of Pandemic Luck!”
by Mama Skinny May 22, 2020