The predictable mindset of helplessness and futility realized as a consequence of failing, long-term attempts at Pandemic management.
I just can't sustain all of these high-level protective restrictions...I'm going CRAZY!!!
You're not crazy; you just have Pandemic Fatigue. Sadly, the virus does not care and will take advantage of ANY opportunity to exploit human nature.
by YAWA July 04, 2020
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Compact manner of referring to the coupling of two national crises, the Coronavirus Pandemic and the Opioid Pandemic.
I hesitantly ventured on foot into the downtown area of the rural Northern California town and witnessed the tragic impact of the Copioid Pandemic.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 09, 2020
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In the service industry, when on a (usually large) table, a single person will order coffee (espresso, cappuccino, etc...) which will then inspire everyone else at the table to order coffee as well.
"I got through the whole 12 top and then the last person ordered a coffee and started a coffee pandemic. What a nightmare!"
by R Russell February 25, 2010
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In direct contrast to Pandemic Denialism; an attempt to TRANSFORM the reality of a well documented and chronicled failure to lead into the fantasy of precognitive crisis awareness and ahead-of-the-curve responsiveness.
Hold on a minute, let me get this straight. So the coronacrisis isn't a hoax, it's not a media over reaction, it's not just another partisan attack, it's not just the flu'... now you're the Pandemic Prophet crushing the invisible enemy with spectacular efficiency and effectiveness.

Yeah, and if it's repeated enough times it will BE reality...
by YAWA April 19, 2020
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An individual or organization that attempts to derive illicit financial benefit from the sale of misrepresented products or services during a global health crisis.
Yo! I got a whole truck load of N95 masks for sale. Here's a sample...
Dude, these things are made out of toilet tissue and rubber bands. You're a goddam Pandemic Profiteer....
Hey, they're better than nothin'. 20 bucks each...just don't get 'em wet.
by YAWA July 07, 2020
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Catchword from late 2005 used to describe the effects of the "bird-flu" which, as of right now, has only killed 60 Asian poultry farmers.

Will probably be looked back upon like the ideas of "Shock and Awe" and "Y2K"
I heard some guy on CNN saying that the bird-flu will be a national pandemic if it ever gets to the US.
by phasesout October 19, 2005
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You can tell they used to workout, a bit of muscle tone, strong arms etc. But then the pandemic hit and the routine went out out of the window.

Insta athletes don't motivate them, and zoom workouts aren't exciting as the question "what is in the snack cupboard today?"
Person 1: How has isolation treated you?
Person 2: Not bad but I've done zero exercise and now own a bit of Pandemic Podge.

Person 1: I like my guys to have dad bods, they are better for cuddling.
Person 2: What about a Pandemic Podge. The softest pillow you'll find.
by WildMatt May 06, 2020
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