The aftermath of Panda Express. Always sloppy... sometimes painful.

Is believed to have caused a young child to die... damn you orange chicken.

See the squirts

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

The type of bullcrap that can be found in TikTok from mainland China. These propaganda videos are usually made by fake Chinese influencers who are either paid by the CCP or are voluntarily doing so to boost their inflated ego.

Having sex at the zoo in front of the panda exhibit. Right before you blow your load, pull out and ejaculate on the panda.