Panda Pooh Panda Pooh is the act of going pooh after eating panda express. Panda Pooh is ussually sudden and happens within a few hours after consuming Panda Express. Panda Pooh only happens after eating Panda Express. If one did not eat Panda it is not a Panda Pooh. It also does not classify as a Panda Pooh if Panda express was consumed over eight hours ago.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.