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Pronounced /pam-ook/

1) Verb - To invite oneself into the house of a man with daughters, fuck his oldest daughter, then die in her bed.

2) Noun - An Ottoman diplomat who invited himself into the estate house of the Earl of Grantham, fucked his oldest daughter Mary, then died in her bed.
1) I'm gonna pamuk the shit out of you. I'm gonna fuck you then died in your bed.

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by Kemal Pamuk February 15, 2012
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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a stupid or unreasonable person who has a dark secret and is mentally unstable-someone who also uses their overlying power to scheme against people to stay above everyone else , who everyone knows and everyone has an opinion about
June park gives me pamuk vibes ngl
by dehydratedbeans February 23, 2020
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noun; a stupid or unreasonable person who has a dark secret and is mentally unstable-someone who also uses their overlying power to scheme against people to stay above everyone else , who everyone knows and everyone has an opinion about
June park gives me pamuk vibes ngl
by dehydratedbeans February 23, 2020
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