palo alto is a town in california which is a kick ass town, with the high schools, Gunn and Paly.
Palo Alto is a Kick ass place to live
by kaellisxey September 23, 2005
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In Palo Alto, we do it hardcore. The East Meadow gang doesn't fuck around wit nobody. They can often be seen at Walgreens, trying on bras, buying condoms and being pushed around in shopping carts. When I see the former JLS crew, I hide in the nearest shrubbery.

One thing important about Palo Alto was the Jane Lathrop Stanford Middle School graffiti epidemic. For almost a month, there was vandalism every day. It got to the point where someone wrote "JLS- Columbine 2," and the school administrators decided to take action. It was a ridiculous event, because all of the kids who were involved were suspended- even if they didn't write anything. There were three news articles about the event; all were inaccurate to some extent. It was also on the news. The news articles were extreme bullshit.

For example, "One boy was handcuffed on campus and taken into custody, but the other students were not arrested and the boy was later released." This DID NOT happen!

Another example,β€œ'They were nerds, without a doubt,'” the parent said. 'They are pretty regular-looking cast. ... They are not even on the fringes of bad.'" These kids were NOT nerds. They were fuckin badass.

Pipe cleaner figurine men that can be found superglued about everwhere- overpasses, parks, churches, creeks, and schools. Their organizations token phrase is, "Who are these men? And why are they in Palo Alto?" Group leaders have said that anyone is welcome to glue these dandy men throughout town.

The best park in Palo Alto is Mitchell Park. This area is where most of the ghettoist Palo Alto bitches n hoes can be found- ya heard?! Damnn straight! It also has dances where little 7th grade skanks think they can wear too much eyeliner, dress in abercrombie tanks and jean miniskirts, and dance suggestively.

Kids in Palo Alto often say "hella sketch," "cool," "aite," and "sexy."

East of Palo Alto, there is a city called, "East Palo Alto," which, at one point, had the highest murder rate in the United Stated. EPA kids keep it ghetto wit dere cartoon backbacks, Applebottom jeans, and RocaWear.
Hoe DaFuck: "Palo Alto has one very cool homeless guy with a laptop. He's my hero!... I don't even have a laptop!"

"Cool" Palo Alto Parent: "Damnn that guy's hella sketch."

Mitchell Park Dance Girl: "OMG I lyk luv abercrombie, and have lyk a million of their jean miniskirts-- just lyk all the other Mitchell Park Dance girls!! LOLz!!"

MMM: "I like eggs. Anarchy!"

C-HAN: "The PAPCM Associaton (Palo Alto Pipe Cleaner Men Association) is the coolest thing ever! I love them!"

PG, JS, and CH: "WALGREENS IS THE BEST! Aww mayn, C------- is the coolest girl ever wit her grill and all."

Beezy: "CLANCY's MY BFF!"
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"At least one of the taggers was a girl, Cox said."- Palo Alto Weekly

Paper: "yay! thats me MUAHAHA no seriously hahahahaha I can't stop laughing
look, see for your self! it has it's own paragraph! hahaha
why is it so funny?? well it's cause it's so random, it has like nothing to do with anything, it's like, the most sexist thing I've heard all year!"
by missghettopimpette July 15, 2006
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Rich Bay Area city, close to stanford. Everyone drives a Range Rover or a Benz. Everyone lives in a 2 story mansion. Every nieghborhood is upper class except for Greer Park. It is filled with over crowded low income apartments. I live by Greer and just driving by Greer Park I have seen boys who looked no older than 14 standing on the corners selling drugs. They wear those t-shirts that hang past their knees, possibly trying to conceal weapons, a lot of gang activity. Other than Greer Park, Palo Alto is a nice city.
Palo Alto is very wealthy , just avoid the Greer Park nieghborhood
by Starkesha June 17, 2008
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A lot of these definitions talk about how Palo Alto is rich, and how it's filled with ex-hippies turned Republican, and all that is true. What none of them mention, and what might be the very worst thing about the town, is its banality. Everything - from the style of the buildings, to the cars people drive, to the the clothes they wear, to the food they eat, and even the ideals they hold - is overpriced and bland, more show than substance. There's no art scene, nor even any venues for live music. Both Palo Alto and its sister institution, Stanford, have long made their bread by whoring themselves out to the federal government, doing R&D for defense and intelligence agencies. That's why all the hippies worth their salt left even before they got priced out of the place, and that is what people mean when they say, "Shallow Alto."
At least the CIA turned Ken Kesey onto acid while he was at Stanford, but I don't think Palo Alto can take the credit for that.
by celestius November 24, 2010
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A town where rich "moreopenmindedthanthou" hippies/yuppies inhabit starbucks and raise drug-addicted materialistic wiccan teenager girls who assault their mothers and don't go to jail because they're rich.

This town sucks.
Palo alto... sucks.

by Downvoting Victim February 14, 2005
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A: Damn, I wish I was as cool as the Palo Alto kids. Plus, the East Meadow gang is so chill. They do it HARDCORE. I'm so jealous.

B: Well, I'm from Palo Alto.....

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A town located in northern California about 2 hours away from San Francisco. It is stereotyped as a rich white neighborhood- because Jame Franco and other famous people were born there. Its two high schools are Paly (northern) and Gunn(southern). Do not be fooled by what people say, there are many ratty parts and homeless people wandering University ave. Watch out!
"Hey man nice car where do work?
Palo Alto.
Oh... that explains a lot"
by 2014paly November 22, 2010
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