A small town home of the redlight scam camaras built in the 70s full of old farts an scams

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

a boring ass town with absoultly nothing to do where everyone goes to walmart for fun and does drugs to pass time and is also a retirement county where lots of old people live.

A small town in Florida that old people moved to, to die. The old people then thought it would be great to move all of their children and grandchildren. So you have a lame town with a bunch of wanna be bloods, crips, and latin kings. Most of these thugs have never done much more than smoke weed, and knock down some mailboxes.

Is often called: PC, the 386, P.C. Stunna, Palm Compton, Da Coast.

City in Florida, known for it's never ending woods, long roads that lead to no where, and old people.

A town that's full of sell-outs and whores. Palm Coast consists of the three main componants: Sex, Drugs, and Drama. You might see a classy person once in a blue moon, but other then that, all you'll see are slutty fake barbie dolls that look like they rolled around in a bag of doritos, smashed their face into a cake, and bleached their hair so much it seaped into their brain and effected the little brain cells they once had and wanna-be Eminems that wear their pants so low they trip over them, think they got game but all they can get are ugly hoes, and think they're total bad asses when in reality, if they've ever even been in a fight they lost. All in all, Palm Coast is made up of old farts, parents that don't care about their children at all, and kids that think they're so gangsta but really are pathetic low-lifes who don't know how to spell and pretty much shit themselves whenever a new Jersey Shore episode is on.

A very boring town in Florida that everyone hates, because of the old people. They move here, realize its boring, and suckerr their kids to move here saying its beautiful and crap. And BOOM! Everyone wants to die. Welcome to Palm Coast! Home of the newly wed and nearly dead.