When you have sex with a male who has such a horrible herpes outbreak, his penis is rough and bumpy like a palm tree

When you piss whilst getting a blowjob.

Used to describe a situation that is not only awkward, but like the branches of a palm tree, a shady situation

The awkward palm tree is similar to the awkward turtle. Just as the awkward turtle is used to acknowledge an awkward pause or silence the awkward palm tree is a discrete way to signal to your friends that you are in an awkward situation and they need to come save you. The awkward palm tree is created by letting your wrists go limp so your arms and hands form a "V" and then crossing your arms at the wrist. In certain situations it may be appropriate to shout "awkward palm tree" or hold your hands in the sign above your head as a better signal to your friends.

A slang term for marijuana. My mother accidentally inspired this while in a hemp shop in Southern Cali.

Because if you think about it... it does kind of look like a palm tree; just stockier.

Getting a fact wrong, although your fatass convinces you that you were right in the first place.

A proverbial slang referring to one who steals another's shade; Taker of comfort. A shady individual out for himself. Feminine- palm tree cunt.