This is an Asian disorder which causes the victim to constantly lie. The disease somehow has spread from Asia to a small place in England called Middlesbrough.

The disorder can quickly enhance leading to worse symptoms, known as Obafemi Pallying. These symptoms lead to the victim talking complete bullshit and constantly watching the Jim Carrey hit "Liar Liar". Furthermore "Pally Porkies" are groups of small lies that in the end lead the advancement of the disorder.

The symptoms of the advanced strain of Pallying can also lead to the victim telling stories they have already heard and trying to make themselves look good. It may also result in the victim been a dodgy bastard to his mates.

As yet there is no cure for Pallying or Obafemi Pallying. However help knowing if your friend has the disease can be helped by the strong smell of bullshit.
Michael:"I've won the lottery!"
Shane:"So your Pallying then"

Michael:"I've got a Ferrari"
Andrew:"Someones Obafemi Pallyingggg"

Michael:"I stopped a shop lifter yesterday when she was eating cornflakes out the packet"
Ashley:"Someone is telling Pally Porkies"

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Palli also known as thick nigga is an icelandic name that is only for people. No cats allowed
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A friend, a buddy, a pal. Someone you've known for a while and feel comfortable with. An alternate spelling for 'pally' which, of course, has the same definition. Somewhat commonly used in the 40s, 50s and 60s by the 'cool' people as exemplified by Sinatra's "Rat Pack."
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"Hey pallie, what's going on?"
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A common character in World of Warcraft with special healing talents. An abbreviation of 'paladin'.
zomg kill teh human pally n00b!
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"Whoa, there, pally. You're not drunk if you can lay on the floor without holdin' on!"
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The best friends in the whole world!
As seen in 'Pallies', from the late 90's sketch show, Mr. Show.
We were a bunch of pallies.
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In reference to someone who has done you wrong or just some idiot.
Dudes from the east coast and 1940's Los Angeles commonly use this reference.
Mostly used in second person.
Hey, watch where ya goin' pally, I'm walkin' here.
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