a horny Michigan State student who likes to talk about guys shitting their pants.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

1.Ogilvy intern 2. Michigan State Advertising major 3. rib eater

Any person of excellence in the area of sexual healing

The word Palden is typically associated with anyone below the height of 5’4. They often have very bad haircuts and are very bad at video games specially call of duty. Their kill to death ratio is typically 5-4 to match their height. The word “Palden” is also associated with being a simp since they tend to drive 10 hours to see their girlfriend. I love passang.