When one reaches the age of 14 years olds and/or becames sexually independent, they became a sex paladin.

*if you're not a minor, please don't use this term.

Alex has an extensive history of being known to pillage poor-people homes, kicking orphans, and eating bricks from houses. He wields an enormous hammer that weighs more than him, yet he still tries to carry it and succeeds. He can usually be found around in pixie forests like a grazing alpaca. There is a ransom on his head but he’s to majestic and evasive to catch...