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When your fucking a chick with hairy legs; you bust your load on to one leg. After the cumming you rub the cum around her legs as a gentle massage. Following that you find a razor and trim her leg hairs and shove the hairs into her butt hole. Finally you eat out her butt hole for a delicious snack.
Billy Joe says to John"I was with your sister last night and she had not shaved her legs in a while so I gave her a nice Pakistani Massage. She also asked for a Pakistani haircut and I was like "nah" but then i changed my mind and was like "sure" "

John replys " You dirty mother fucker, you have no friends"
by Atheist FTW July 03, 2010
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When someone thinks they are the main character of their life. Usually comes with a side of individuality complex, quirky style and a self centered point of view.
"I asked Jenny where the beer was and she said 'Just over the horizon, like my dreams.'"

"Yeah, that girl has a major case of Main Character Syndrome."
by CrazyandIknowit April 27, 2021
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