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The act of smearing anal or vaginal discharge/residue/leakage on to your partner's pubic area while receiving doggystyle sex.
I took Becky from behind last night. When I was done, there was poo everywhere!! I don't know if it was the spicy Mexican food or some kind of weird kink, but it was clear from her reaction that she's no stranger to painting the porch!
by milqman August 31, 2018
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It's the sweat that accumilates under big boobs
It was so hot outside that I had mass amounts of boob sweat.
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The act of making out in your girlfriends bed instead of painting her mothers porch
Wanna go finish painting the porch?
by spazzyjazzy10102 January 02, 2020
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