To paint a house is Mafia slang for murdering someone.

The affirmative response is "I also do my own carpentry."
"I heard you paint houses."
"I also do my own carpentry."
~Jimmy Hoffa and Frank Sheeran.
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mobster jargon for killing someone.
Boss: "I heard you like to paint houses."
Thug: "Yes, and I do my own carpentry as well."
Boss: "Excellent
by Pete Dick February 17, 2008
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This term is used by American mafia members to describe the occupation of being a hitman.
A friend of ours is having a little trouble with a wannabe shylock from Philly. I spoke with Angelo, and he gave me permission to find someone who knows how to paint houses.
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Any of several licentious and crude sexual acts that take part between two men - one always being African American, and the other caucasian. Refers particularly to Morgan Freeman and his illicit affair with a house-painter in the mid-80s, although it may be used more generally.
Hey yo Zaqir, me'n my homies been eyein' yo' tender brown ass for a while and been wonderin' if, y'know, ya might wanted to paint houses with Morgan sometime. Chya!
by Harlequin boy August 24, 2010
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It means that you are going to shoot someone up at that house , same thing for painting there car or living room
Nigga if you don't stop playing I'm going to paint your house!
by Kodscik February 03, 2018
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Peeing on a friend and (or) a colleague for money
I drank two gallons of water yesterday and spent the whole day painting houses.
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