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To skeet semen profusely all over a woman's vagina and then rub your dick up and down on it between her labia lips.
"Yea I was painting the shed last night and it was fucking awesome"

"Uh dude, yesterday I was painting the shed doggie style it was soo noice but then the girl fucking shit! And it like slid down. So I painted the shed brown. It was really gross at first but then it was like....sorta like cool."
by Meg Roan October 16, 2007
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