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To be extremely intoxicated beyond one's own knowing.
When we get to the bar, we're getting f--king painted!
by bkbiggame September 03, 2014
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May 15 Word of the Day
A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed “I LOVE The Office!” from all her dating profiles. She’s unrecognizable.
by Callmemaybe69 May 12, 2021
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A coloqiualism indicating a hightened state of inebriation, intoxication or any other debilitaing state resulting from inbibing excess amounts of alcohol. See wrecked, trashed, bladdered, trollied and wasted.
Dude, last night I woke up in a skip filled with mousetraps and shoelaces. We must have got totally painted.

Person 1: Glasses?
Person 2: Check
1: Ice?
2: Check
1: Various intoxicating liquors?
2: Check
1: Right, let's get painted
by Smee07 November 30, 2007
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Person 1: Ayy bro you think Sammi over there is fine?
Person 2: Yeah, bro she's painted.
by chase#1swag October 20, 2011
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When a gay man expels himself during sexual intercourse.
That bitch painted my wood last night.

Don't sleep with him, he paints ALL the kids.
by Eddie B3 February 27, 2008
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Having bowel movement during or after anal sex
While having anal sex with here, when I pulled out he painted all over me!!!
by exocomp February 03, 2018
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When a man unleashes a massive load of cum on an unsuspecting girl and her face is completely covered.
I haven't had sex in weeks, that bitch Megan is totally going to get her face painted tonight.
by John Killer July 20, 2008
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