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Rather than painting a fence with a brush yell MUHFUCKIN PAINT BUCKET and yeet that shit onto the fence
by Skrrtl0rdx July 03, 2018
Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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After intercourse, a person will wait until their partner is asleep, and then pour a bucket of fecal matter ontop of them.
Sick, but true.
Sick, but true.
Dude, I woke up this morning, and I found out that I'd recieved a paint bucket last night!
Weak dude, weak.
Weak dude, weak.
by Hooooot Pocket April 28, 2005