Urban Dictionary: Painis

Painis

Another way of saying penis. Popularized by the soldier in Tf2 from gmod videos.

Soldier: You are Red See Red.
Robotnik: PINGAS.
Soldier: No, Painis.

by DohEntertainment April 09, 2011

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Painis

When little kids don’t want to get in trouble but want to say penis

Kid: I saw my dads painis!!
Other kid: I saw my moms painis!!!
Kid: W H A T

by JoeMamaFat January 31, 2021

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Painis

what u say when ur dick is in a shitload of pain. (i.e. getting kicked in the balls)
gf:your such an asshole! *kicks dude in nuts*
bf: *groaning and falling to the ground* painis!

gf:your such an asshole! *kicks dude in nuts*
bf: *groaning and falling to the ground* painis!

by trevsexx January 30, 2011

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Painy

Something painful

My foot hurts, I am very painy!

by DarioUK July 10, 2018

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painis

The cross between A pain in the ass and A penis.

Derrick is a royal painis.

by Teddi Veatch July 12, 2004

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painy

1. Someone who fucks you over for plans
2. Everything makes you cringe
3. One who loves Jesus

"Hey babe, we should deff all hang this weekend."
Monday Morning.
"Hey sorry, i totally forgot to call you."
"WHy are you such a painy?"

by cazee April 23, 2008

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painis in the ainis

A phrase that is used by the Soldier from TF2 "Team Fortress 2" In some Garry's mod animations. Painis means penis and ainis mean anus.

Red Soldier: That scout is got a painis in the ainis!

Blu Scout: You suck!

by LittleRocketMan June 08, 2017

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