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When you shoot your girlfriends tits off with a shotgun.
My girlfriend was gonna get breast reduction surgery so I gave her a Painful Mary.
by The Bundy May 20, 2008
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Jul 23 Word of the Day
A tourist to sub-orbital or orbital space, through commercial space flight programs.
Jeff Bezos and Richard Branson alongside their crew became the first astrotourists, while visiting sub-orbital space in July 2021
by AxonL July 20, 2021
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