Aches and cramping associated with holding in a pending bowel movement.

Typically a term used to describe high gas prices, Pain at the Pump is also an indication of penile misery. This is most often, but not limited to, a burning or stinging sensation during evacuation of urine caused by a UTI, stones, or perhaps a venereal disease.

The ultimate retribution when you piss someone off.

1) The speed of which pain travels when it is inflicted on an individual.

2) A song by Marilyn Manson.

Your Business Bank Account

a slang word for an alcoholic beverage when one is feeling upset

A wooden plank, preferably a 2x4, with a railroad spike driven through one end. Usually carried by demomen.