Paimikasmaschediosis or Robert's Graphing Spectrum Disorder is a disorder where you suffer from using unnecessary/unattractive fonts or styles in objects that don't need to be or shouldn't be designed in that way.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.