Paignton is a town in south west Devon and is known for the abnormally large amount of fucking chavs usually from the school Paignton Community Sports Academy. The town is full of chavs playing music very loudly and getting drunk in the kfc car park at night and get food Everyday at McDonalds.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

The small town of Paignton, in southwest Devon UK, is originally mentioned in the Doomsday book. This is because medieval tourist guides were mainly geared toward what we undersatnd as dark comedy. Paignton is also know as the “Jurassic toilet”, a legacy of dinosaur poop fossils now replaced with half of England's rehabilitation paedophile population and Chav scum (Paignton has not changed much in 177 million years). People of Paignton were once referred to as "flatfoots", because they grew cabbages instead of brains. Look it up for reference, it is 100% accurate.

Paignton is a small seaside resort in Devon, England. It is widely known for the large amount of chavs, drug dealers and various other criminals inhabiting its food banks.