Dude 1: I need a job.

Dude 2: You should apply to Pahl's Market, I heard they're hiring soon.

Dude 1: I want to keep what little happiness I have left, no thank you.

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak