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The one squad member who you can't trust or someone who is just a snake in the grass.
John has been a pagon since we laughed at his shoes.
by _%_ February 02, 2016
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Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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Pagon is probably some dip shit person who makes friends and steals their money for a vending machine thats barely $1.25, This kid poor as fuck to be honest.
Pagon is a bitch
by xxShadow October 18, 2017
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people who tried to google pagan, but could not spell it.
guy: Hey dude did you know pagon people have druids
druid: It is pagan, and yes I did
by NETB007 February 11, 2016
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Pagon is someone to never trust /date cause theyll make you think you caused their problems
Omg you know tomas he’s such a pagon
Never go out with pheonix he’s a pagonn
by Omillar May 25, 2019
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A mountain of an RE Teacher who is known as Mt Pagon
Look, hide your assholes, it's Mt Pagon.
by Pagon February 19, 2021
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