The act of “multitasking” while masturbating. You might call your friend while masturbating but it’s not gay because you’re multitasking.
Jeremy: I spend a lot of time multitasking

Michael: multitasking? like page 80
by Billy the Alien May 19, 2020
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the page on which a penis drawing is always present in a school textbook
my spanish book. Why is mickey mouse masterbating on page 69?
by jewcakes44 February 16, 2010
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Page 8- to completely and totally fuck up your attempt to lie and get yourself out of a bad situation. Most commonly used in the internet-gaming community to describe a total cheesewad. Page 8'ing is used especially after the liar strenously denies guilt, even when his own fuck up provides proof he's guilty. This term comes from the infamous page 8 of a certain rant/ flame post on an MMORPG's messageboards, where, on page 8, the accused person posted with the wrong account name, thus tying him to the scammer.
"I didn't want to talk to that psycho bitch from the club last night, so I pretended to be my roommate through the door. Imagine my surprise when he walked in, with his arm around her..."

"Dude, you SO page 8'ed!"


So I'm scamming this dude out of stuff in game, and he gets too suspicious about my other character. I play it cool and blame it on my roommate, then use his account and my girlfriend's to back up my story on the boards. It was okay until I fucked up and used the wrong name in a reply on page 8 of the thread.
by Shimei December 29, 2004
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When you rant like crazy on a blog, facebook status update, tweet, message board, or in the comments section under a story expressing your dislike and frustration over a particular issue.

The issues people usually page rage over are pointless and mundane (but don't tell the page rager that) because they usually have it so good that minor irritations are all that the have to complain about.
I can't believe didn't have acidophilus milk at the organic-fair trade co-operative so I totally went on a page rage about it on my blog! fml.
by truth victor February 07, 2010
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He is the best, and the sexiest, guitarist in the world.
No one can emulate Jimmy Page.
by Ashlers March 29, 2008
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On UrbanDictionary.com, it is where one views an author's total definitions, such as one's own. Now accessible not only by clicking on the hyperlink of one's UD authorial name following his\her definition, but also by searching ‘author {author's nickname here}’ in the search bar found in the upper right-hand corner.
For my own author's page, click on the following link: author Victor Van Styn. . . or, click on my little grey underlined name found directly below this definition (immediately succeeding ‘Source: ’ and preceeding ‘, Wyoming, OHio {Queen City}, Sept 19, 2005’; inbetween the two).
by Victor Van Styn September 19, 2005
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A facebook group or fan page that:

1: Makes you join it in order to see the picture or list.

2: Has a really long and annoying name.

3: Is about some random thing that happens in everyday life.
1: Bob has joined "OMG LOOK AT THIS PICTURE!"

2: Stephanie likes "This has a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very long name"

3: George likes "I know what the word is but I can't describe the definition" and "I spazz when I dream that I'm falling"

Bob: OMG where is the super awesome picture?

Stephanie: Liek iknorite?

George: WHOOOAAA, I just had a dream that I fell.

Sensible person: Guys, seriously, stop joining all these failbook pages.
by Nieow May 21, 2010
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