When one deposits a rather large faeces in the toilet which makes an explosive noise akin to the word 'PADOM.' The after effect is usually a stench similar to Napalm. Padom's frequently occur after a night laced with vindaloo curry and beer.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.