Padge is the best lead guitarist in the history of lead guitarists!

His penis looks so small in comparison to his padge.

"A padge sounds like such a good idea right now."
"It's such a nice day out, lets go padging!"

Johnnie: Whats that smell daddy?
Dad: Your mother's padge is actin' up again, grab the bleach.
Johnnie: I reckon one day I'll have a padge.

How Padge is Shakira?

Now that padge wears those ass-less chaps like no other.

My padge is silly