Urban Dictionary: Paddocking

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''Did you talk to Lindsay today? She's been paddocking over Heather for the last three hours and it's driving me INSANE!''

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Jul 25 Word of the Day

cumpadre

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy

My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank

by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007

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