A code word used by parents said to their children, really meaning that they are going to a couple's anal sex orgy for a few hours.

When you go song for song of classic rock/old tunes, after a long night of techno

Accidental Twat, with a bad hair cut, dress sense, sense of humour and a desire to be someone hes not. Suspected gay and all round condecending wanker.

To take something, usually wood plastic or metal and beat a naughty lover on their bare ass

A special term used for the act of drinking loads of fruit flavoured alcoholic refreshments and clubbing afterwards to songs of contemporary pop-artist.

Note! This term is currently only applied to middle-eastern refugees living in northern Europe, but is expected to grow in the European culture in the same way as kebab and poor driving skills.

when gaming, to watch your opponent choose their play, and then choose your play accordingly.

A phrase often used on people in trouble or requesting help. Unlike conventional phrases, it means that you can't help them, and they're on their own. Coined by a bystander watching a man trying to fight pirates off his paddle boat, but was overpowered.

Usually used in cases when the troubled person has no hope of winning otherwise, or is very likely to fail without outside support.