a videogame controller

noun: instrument used to administer a paddling to your misbehaving bitch woman when she does not treat her man propery. Generally wood, plastic or leather. A proper paddle should be long enough to reach across both buttocks, and be wide and heavy enough to be clearly heard in the next room even with the door closed.

verb: Process of administering a paddling to a wench who has gotten away with far too much for far too long. The paddling should occur on bare buttocks to have greatest effect and should not stop until said buttocks are quite red (NOT pink!) and hot all over. When the woman starts begging you to stop figure you are about 1/3 done. If the woman does not try to rub the sting away when you are done you have failed to paddle correctly.

Synononym for game controller originating in New England.

A code word used by parents said to their children, really meaning that they are going to a couple's anal sex orgy for a few hours.

Accidental Twat, with a bad hair cut, dress sense, sense of humour and a desire to be someone hes not. Suspected gay and all round condecending wanker.

To take something, usually wood plastic or metal and beat a naughty lover on their bare ass

a computer nerd like baby aish