Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
2
For sale at adult novelty stores or online; a life-like fake penis with testicles used to "pack" into the underwear of females or the penis-less who want to give the impression of having a penis. Female to male transitionals, butch lesbians or guys just wanting to seem like they have a bigger penis can use them.
Descriptions of packers from a couple of online stores:
Mr. Softy: Super soft and great for everyday packing! A perfect size to fit under any pair of pants or jeans. We recommend a tight pair of briefs to keep it in place, and a little corstarch to keep it soft after cleaning. Made of cyberskin.
Soft Pack:
This family of packers is built to bulge. The realistic package feels amazing through jeans and has even been known to pass the "squeeze test" at gay men's clubs. It has a "realistic" texture as well as form, and successfully mimics a flaccid penis. Available in Vanilla, Mocha, Chocolate, and Blue colors and in mini, small, medium and large sizes. Not usable for penetration. Made of phthalate-free Reel Feel Super Skin. Mini: 3-1/2"; Small: 4-1/2"; Medium: 5-3/4"; Large: 7".
Mr. Softy: Super soft and great for everyday packing! A perfect size to fit under any pair of pants or jeans. We recommend a tight pair of briefs to keep it in place, and a little corstarch to keep it soft after cleaning. Made of cyberskin.
Soft Pack:
This family of packers is built to bulge. The realistic package feels amazing through jeans and has even been known to pass the "squeeze test" at gay men's clubs. It has a "realistic" texture as well as form, and successfully mimics a flaccid penis. Available in Vanilla, Mocha, Chocolate, and Blue colors and in mini, small, medium and large sizes. Not usable for penetration. Made of phthalate-free Reel Feel Super Skin. Mini: 3-1/2"; Small: 4-1/2"; Medium: 5-3/4"; Large: 7".
by Sally Griffin August 18, 2006
3
For sale at adult novelty stores or online; a life-like fake penis with testicles used to "pack" into the underwear of females or the penis-less who want to give the impression of having a penis. Female to male transitionals, butch lesbians or guys just wanting to seem like they have a bigger penis can use them.
Descriptions of packers from a couple of online stores:
Mr. Softy: Super soft and great for everyday packing! A perfect size to fit under any pair of pants or jeans. We recommend a tight pair of briefs to keep it in place, and a little corstarch to keep it soft after cleaning. Made of cyberskin.
Soft Pack:
This family of packers is built to bulge. The realistic package feels amazing through jeans and has even been known to pass the "squeeze test" at gay men's clubs. It has a "realistic" texture as well as form, and successfully mimics a flaccid penis. Available in Vanilla, Mocha, Chocolate, and Blue colors and in mini, small, medium and large sizes. Not usable for penetration. Made of phthalate-free Reel Feel Super Skin. Mini: 3-1/2"; Small: 4-1/2"; Medium: 5-3/4"; Large: 7".
Mr. Softy: Super soft and great for everyday packing! A perfect size to fit under any pair of pants or jeans. We recommend a tight pair of briefs to keep it in place, and a little corstarch to keep it soft after cleaning. Made of cyberskin.
Soft Pack:
This family of packers is built to bulge. The realistic package feels amazing through jeans and has even been known to pass the "squeeze test" at gay men's clubs. It has a "realistic" texture as well as form, and successfully mimics a flaccid penis. Available in Vanilla, Mocha, Chocolate, and Blue colors and in mini, small, medium and large sizes. Not usable for penetration. Made of phthalate-free Reel Feel Super Skin. Mini: 3-1/2"; Small: 4-1/2"; Medium: 5-3/4"; Large: 7".
by Sally Griffin August 17, 2006
4
the cheeseheads! a consistant playoff football team. proof that the salary cap/revenue sharing works, cause the play in a small market
by ZZ99 March 23, 2004
5
In anal sex, the male who inserts his penis into the anus of the receptive partner. The top who inserts; as opposed to the bottom, who is receptive; especially in homosexual intercourse.
by Doug60178 April 02, 2007
6
A great team created in the early 20's. Have 12 straight winning seasons. Must I remind you that Favre has been with the Packers all those 12 seasons. People say the Cowboys are America's team, no offense, but I see more Packers fans than I do Cowboy fans. Therefore.... THE PACKERS ARE AMERICA'S TEAM. GO PACK GO!
by Pack Fan December 13, 2004