Pablo Escobar was once the President of Colombia. He is greatly loved by his people and known for his endless crusade to modernize the infrastructure of his country. He was also greatly interested in new agricultural methods. He tricked many gringos into buying his stock, earning the country for up to 30 Billion USD. His name is a great rallying point for Colombian patriotism.

I am Pablo Escobar I mean edgelord_69_boobie and Pablo Escobar is not my name

Pablo Escobar is a nice friend of me. We used to own a store and stuff, but when he went to America to sell some stuff, I never saw him again. He still owes me some money.

The guy who led me to this life.

It is when you are Titty fucking a chick and when you’re about to blow, you shove it up to her nostril and it shoots out the other side.